Late Night Celebrates Joe Biden’s ‘Joe-mentum’

“The tristate area is not alone. With cases surging in the United States, the European Union is prepared to block Americans from entering. Well fine, Europe. We didn’t want to go there anyway. Instead of partying in Ibitha, I’m partying in Kanthath-thity.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Yeah, the European leaders disapprove of Trump’s handling of the virus. Right now, the only ones who approve of Trump’s handling of the virus is the virus.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Leaders of the European Union are reportedly considering a ban on American tourists when borders reopen in July because of how the U.S. is handling the coronavirus. And, also, you know, all the other reasons. Coronavirus might just be a cover in this case.” — SETH MEYERS

“Even worse, Europe was like, ‘How do we put this? Um, this has nothing to do with the pandemic; we just hate Americans. OK? Bye-bye.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“When Europe said they’d block Americans from entering, Trump was like, ‘Wow, that must be some wall.’” — JIMMY FALLON

Trevor Noah scored the first late-night interview with NASCAR’s sole black driver, Bubba Wallace.

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